For everyone who has ever ordered the korma while the rest of the table ordered the vindaloo. The food was made a certain way for a reason. There's a red can on the table now, and it has your back.
Get on the listEXTINGUISHER is a spice relief companion drink. It sits on the table for the whole meal, so you can order the dish the way it's actually made — the way the locals order it, the way the chef wishes you would — without fear of tapping out.
You are not going to become a chili-head. You are not going to win a spice challenge. You are just finally going to taste the food — not the translated version of it.
PERFORMANCE DATA: Contents are 99% high-performance dairy. Do not shake. Do not use on actual grease fires. Engineered exclusively for localized mouth-fires caused by poor life choices and excellent food.
The real version. No "not too spicy." No "mild-mild." Say it the way it's written on the menu.
Pull pin. Break tab seal. Place can on table, label facing your dining companions. The can is a brag.
When the burn arrives — and it will — aim nozzle toward open, burning mouth. Tilt back. Swallow aggressively.
Do not stop eating the spicy food. That's the whole point. We'll be right here.
The first cans are coming. Get on the list and be the first to order it the way it's supposed to be eaten.